How do three people share a bed when they're just trying to get to sleep? To keep things PG all the dicks are replaced by the one thing you can put in any game without criticism—guns. It's full of twists but it's very wholesome. It was a terrible sex sim and a terrible introduction to the idea that sex was a worthwhile subject for videogames. After the threesome an awkward conversation happens.
Rivka. Age: 24.
You explore increasingly debased categories while under time pressure because every noise you hear could be your parents in the driveway.
Zion. Age: 25.
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The rest are being added in patches thanks to Patreon backers, who get the latest build. It's like being trapped in a frantic Japanese game show. There's combat, and grid maps of planetary locations to explore, and a storyline about racing a rival heir, but mostly there's a lot of sex with a variety of weird aliens. Your parents are out, and the dial-up internet is waiting for you.